Posted by a member - A good read
November 21, 2007, 06:38:45 PM
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Here are the Whore Rules we live by and believe you should take note of:
1) Whores always Lie, they don’t love you, their water buffalo didn’t die, their parents are doing just fine, they won’t stop working for you, and they are fucking as many “customers” as they can.
2) Whores are good for only one thing, broken down in a few categories; fucking, sucking, and being the pigs they are.
3) Do not EVER send them money!!! No matter how hot or convincing they might be. Trust me, I’ve had plenty of whores show me, and even spend on me, the money they get from the stupid fucks that believe the bullshit these whores try to sell (See Rule #1) right before or after I give em’ the one-eyed monster. If you’re giving the whores money to stop working it will never be enough, you’re wasting your time and you look stupid to the girls and guys like me when we find out what you’re shelling out every month. On second thought keep the cash coming… she’s spending it on my drinks!
4) Don’t ever go with a whore more than one night in a row, unless you like being “married”. They become too attached and it’s a pain in the ass to get rid of them. Save yourself the headache and let them go in the morning and maybe later on in the trip, if they were good in bed, invite her back for another fuck session. Oh one more thing…. don’t ever bring a whore from another country to the country you’re currently in (i.e. Filipina whore to Thailand). One exemption to this rule is if it is cost effective in making sure you get some nice quality ass cheap.
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Scoots and Asshole’s perspective….
Not that there’s anything wrong with being a whore…we actually have great respect for the industry. What we DON’T do is think of them as girlfriend to be wooed and romanced, nor ‘saved from their horrid plight’ of dead buffalos and sick parents. We realize that we are nothing more than ATM’s to them, and accept that. We are not disrespectful to them and actually treat them quite nice, we merely call a spade a spade.
Assessing Whores
We also have several methods to assess the “Quality of Whoreness”-
One scale is based off of University Letter grades, A,B,C,D, and F. It’s a way that people we’re talking to can identify how good a whore it is we’re talking about just by the way they are referred to.
First (equivalent to an A) is “Sweethearts” of merely ‘girls’.
Second is BarGirls
Third is Whores. Now I realize that some people take umbrage to the term “Whore” and think of it as degrading. But get over it. Notice how on this scale, “Whore” is equivalent to a University Grade of “C”. Well in the passing range and quite a respectable grade at some institutions.
Fourth is “BarWhores”: Still passing (with a D) but nothing to brag about.
Fifth and failing is “Fucking Barwhores”. If I am talking about last night and I say something like “…so we were there and this Fucking Barwhore comes in…” You know right away how I feel about her.
The other scale is a 10-point scale with 10 being the highest quality whore you can get. The scale is subjective and is a Package Deal. The hottest whore one could ever find just might rate lower than a mediocre looking one with high enthusiasm and a winning attitude.
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